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Greywater Falls · Established 1887

The Greywater Gazette

Serving Greywater Falls since 1887, and the lake somewhat longer.
Vol. CXXXVII, No. 21Sunday, October the 26thPrice: keep your lanterns charged
Weather. Clear and cold, the sky a particular shade of blue that belongs to late autumn alone — bright without warmth, precise without kindness. Temperature at dawn: 28°F. The lake this morning is flat as pressed tin, and the shore ice is new: a thin white hem at the water's edge that was not there yesterday.

The Name Is Announced; the Bakery Was Full; Something Else Happened Too

Doreen Halloway announced the name of her cardamom pastry this morning from behind the counter at Halloway's Bakery, on a Sunday, which is not Monday, and which she explained by saying that she had 'thought about it overnight and decided the pastry shouldn't have to wait.' The name she selected — from nine entries submitted by, as she observed, every resident of Greywater Falls — is 'The Standing.' She did not explain the choice in detail, saying only that it was 'the entry that knew what it was.' The bakery was full when she said it. Six residents were present; two were not. The cardamom thing sold out before nine.

The anonymous entry — the index card bearing only a small drawn circle and the word 'yes' — did not win, though Halloway confirmed it was among the entries she considered longest. When this editor asked how she knew it was a resident who submitted it, given that no name was on the card, Halloway said she didn't know that, exactly, but that nine entries had come in, and nine is the number of residents, so she had assumed. She then paused and said she supposed she might have been wrong about that, and that she would prefer not to think about it further, and would Wren like a Standing. Wren took the Standing.

Elsewhere this morning: Gerald Pith arrived at the Kettle at his usual hour, noted to Marigold Vance that the shore ice had come in overnight, and opened the blue notebook to write what he described as 'a short line.' Marigold reports the line took longer than the first two combined. He did not read it back to himself. He closed the notebook, finished his coffee, and walked directly to the shore to check the waterline, which he did not do on a weekday. The mark he had made on the post last week — a scratch in the wood at the waterline's edge — was, he reported when he returned, exactly two finger-widths below the new waterline. The water has risen. It has not rained.

The lost-and-found contained three letters this morning, which is to say: it contained the same three letters it contained yesterday. No new letter. This editor notes this neither with relief nor disappointment but as a fact. The count is three. The count has been three for one day. She is aware this is early to call a pattern complete.

Shore Ice Appears Overnight; Gerald Pith Notes It Before Breakfast

A band of ice roughly four inches wide has formed at the waterline along the south shore of the lake, extending from the dock to the point where Pell Road bends away from the water. Gerald Pith measured it at half-past seven with a length of string. He describes it as 'thinner than it should be for the temperature, and cleaner than ice usually is.' The ice is entirely clear. No air bubbles, no sediment. You can see the lake bed through it, which is not normally possible at this shore. Pith has added a note to the blue notebook.

Philippa Crane Receives No Reply from City Colleague; Finds This Usual for a Sunday

Library volunteer Philippa Crane reports that her letter to a city colleague regarding the three uncatalogued volumes has not yet received a response, which she considers entirely normal given the day of the week. She spent this morning's quiet hours cross-referencing the typeface in the uncatalogued volumes against a secondary index she had not previously consulted. She found one partial match — a small press, now defunct, that operated out of a town roughly forty miles east of Greywater Falls in the early 1970s. The press has no surviving catalogue. Crane considers this a promising lead and also a dead end, which she notes are frequently the same thing.

Constable Dunmore Confirms: No New Arrivals, No New Reports Filed

Constable Russ Dunmore confirms the county register of arrivals shows no new residents and no pending registrations under the names Oduya, Beaumont, or any variant thereof. He also confirms that no lost-property report has been filed regarding three sealed letters, which is to say: the letters are not officially lost, which means they are not officially found, which leaves their status, in the constable's words, 'pending.' He filed a one-line log this morning: 'Shore ice noted. Registry clear. Standing purchased from Halloway's. Good morning.'

I want to be precise about the ice, because I think precision matters right now. It is clear. Not 'pretty clear' or 'clearer than expected' — clear, the way a new windowpane is clear before anyone has touched it. I put my hand flat on it and looked through at the lake bed, which is mostly gravel and one old boot I have been meaning to retrieve with a stick for three years. The boot was perfectly visible. The ice is four and one-eighth inches wide at its broadest point. I have written this down. I am writing it here too, because the blue notebook is not a public record, and I think this wants to be a public record. The water has come up. I have the marks on the post to prove it. I do not know what to do with this information beyond recording it. I am recording it. Thank you for printing things.

Gerald Pith, Pell Road

The ice comes in clear when the lake is paying attention. It has always been this way.

Agnes Crewe, Shore Cottage
A note from the editorThis editor does not publish on Sundays as a rule. Today she is making an exception, as she did on the twentieth, because the record does not observe the Sabbath and she has found it is better to write things down the same day they happen. She is aware this is a habit that will not protect her from anything. She continues it anyway.