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Greywater Falls · Established 1887

The Greywater Gazette

Serving Greywater Falls since 1887, and the lake somewhat longer.
Vol. CXXXVII, No. 47Friday, November the 21stPrice: a kind word
Weather. Clear and cold, 22°F at first light, climbing no higher than 27°F by afternoon. The sky is a hard, particular blue that belongs only to the first real cold of the season — not the tentative cold of October or the pewter overhead of last week, but the genuine article, a sky with no give in it. The lake ice has thickened overnight. The geese, sensibly, have withdrawn to the far end of the square.

Friday; the Cold Arrives in Earnest; the Library Considers Its East Alcove

On the morning of Friday, November the twenty-first, the temperature in Greywater Falls dropped to twenty-two degrees Fahrenheit before first light and stayed there with the firm, unambiguous intention of a guest who has moved from the spare room into the main bedroom and begun rearranging the furniture. The ice on the lake had thickened perceptibly overnight — Hank Mossley, who measured it at the near shore at seven-fifteen out of professional interest and the kind of habit that does not require a reason, reported it at one and three-quarter inches and said it would be two by Monday if the forecast held, which he understood it to. He relayed this figure to Gerald Pith, who was at the shore for his own reasons, and Gerald wrote it in the blue notebook under 'Winter Baseline' with the same equanimity he brings to any figure that confirms a direction he had already projected. He added a column header: ICE DEPTH. He did not consult anyone about this.

The Kettle was full by eight. Marigold Vance had the white bean soup on before seven — a Friday soup, she explained, in the way that the word 'explained' covers the act of saying a true thing that nobody was asking about — and the bread was in the oven at six-thirty, and by the time the cold had properly announced itself the diner smelled like the correct answer to the correct question. Doreen Halloway came in at eight-forty for her Friday coffee, which is a thing she does on Fridays when the bakery has its slow hour, and she sat at the counter and wrapped both hands around the mug and looked at the square through the window and said, 'Now. That's a proper cold.' Marigold agreed that it was a proper cold. They sat with this for a while, which is the kind of conversation that sounds like nothing and means everything.

Calloway was at the library by eight-thirty — earlier than her usual nine, which she attributed, in a note left for this editor in the ordinary inter-building way, to the cold making her want somewhere to be. The east alcove question is settled: the shelving unit has been ordered from the Alderton supply co-op, standard pine, estimated arrival the first week of December. Calloway has measured the alcove and sketched a layout in her acquisition ledger. The sketch shows three shelves. She has written 'LOCAL INTEREST AND HISTORY' in pencil above the sketch, lightly, in the provisional way of a notation that can be changed. The alcove, for its part, is the same as it has always been: eleven feet by eight, north-facing interior wall, the single east window that catches the morning light at a low angle in winter and makes the dust motes visible when the light is right. This editor walked past it this morning at nine-thirty. The dust motes were visible. There was no dust on the floor where the shelves will go, which Calloway says is because she swept it, which is the obvious explanation and the one this editor has written down.

It is a Friday in late November, and the town is warm inside and cold outside, which is the correct arrangement, and everyone who needed to be somewhere warm was somewhere warm by nine, and the ice on the lake is one and three-quarter inches and thickening, and the alcove will have its shelves by December, and this editor walked home at noon through the hard blue air and stood at the Gazette window for a moment before going in and could not have said, if asked, what she was looking at.

Hank Mossley Measures Lake Ice at One and Three-Quarter Inches; Opens New Column in His Own Ledger; Notes 'Two by Monday'

Mossley Hardware owner Hank Mossley conducted an informal ice-depth assessment at the near shore at 7:15 a.m. Friday, finding the ice at one and three-quarter inches — 'enough to look serious, not enough to trust,' in Mr. Mossley's estimation. He communicated the figure to Gerald Pith, who was already on site, and returned to the hardware to open on schedule. Mr. Mossley is not selling ice augers at this time and asked that this paper not imply otherwise.

Marigold Vance Extends Friday Hours; White Bean Soup Available Until Close; Bread Reported 'Better Than Last Week,' Which Is Saying Something

The Kettle will remain open until seven p.m. on Fridays through the winter months, proprietor Marigold Vance has announced. Friday's white bean soup — with the smoked heel of ham, not the plain version, Ms. Vance clarifies, in case anyone had concerns — will be available until it runs out, which on today's evidence will be before five. Ms. Vance reports the morning was the busiest since the extended-hours announcement and says she is 'already not sorry.'

Calloway Orders Shelving for East Alcove; Sketches Layout; Notes 'LOCAL INTEREST AND HISTORY' in Pencil, Lightly

Greywater Falls Public Library head librarian Calloway has placed an order for a standard pine shelving unit — three shelves, adjustable — from the Alderton supply co-op, with delivery expected the first week of December. The unit will occupy the library's east alcove, which has been empty since 2009. Calloway has designated the space for local interest and history holdings, pending final arrangement. 'There's actually quite a lot of local material sitting in the back room waiting for proper housing,' she noted. 'It's overdue.' The back room holds, by the acquisition ledger's most recent count, twenty-three items in the relevant categories.

Russ Dunmore Files November Ice Advisory; Reminds Residents the Lake Ice Is Decorative at Present and Not Structural

Constable Russ Dunmore has issued the town's standard early-winter advisory regarding lake ice, noting that current ice depth does not support pedestrian or vehicle access and that the near-shore area should be treated as a viewing location only. The advisory is filed each year at this time and residents are encouraged to treat it as they always have, which is to say: carefully, which they do, mostly, which is good enough.

Dear Editor — I want to note, for the record, that the new 'Ice Depth' column in the Winter Baseline section is not, strictly speaking, a new project. I have measured ice depth before, informally, and the column simply formalises what was already a practice, more or less. The waders, for the avoidance of doubt, are not connected to this. The waders were for the waterline work, which is complete. I am measuring ice depth from the bank. I have, I should mention, found a very serviceable stick. — G.P.

Gerald Pith, Greywater Falls

Dear Editor — A small correction to the brief as I understand it will appear: the twenty-three items in the back room are confirmed holdings, catalogued but not yet shelved, and have been waiting for appropriate housing since at least 2017, possibly longer. Several of them are quite interesting — local registers, one or two bound volumes of personal correspondence donated by the Ames family, and a number of items I have not yet had occasion to open, which I intend to remedy once the shelves are in. I thought your readers might like to know the collection exists. It has been waiting patiently. Most things in this library do. — Calloway

Calloway, Greywater Falls Public Library
A note from the editorA note on the east alcove: this paper reported on Thursday that the library's east alcove is to be assessed for new shelving. Calloway has since confirmed the assessment is complete and the shelving unit has been ordered from the Alderton supply co-op. This is not news. Libraries acquire shelving. The alcove has been empty since 2009, which by this editor's calculation is fifteen years, two months, and some days, and it is the correct and sensible thing to fill it. This paper will report further when there is further to report.