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Greywater Falls · Established 1887

The Greywater Gazette

Serving Greywater Falls since 1887, and the lake somewhat longer.
Vol. CXXXVII, No. 87Wednesday, December the 31stPrice: keep your lanterns charged
Weather. Overcast, mild, 34°F, no wind at all, the stovetop smell settled over the water like a lid left on too long

Wednesday; a Second Line Draws Itself, and This Time the Bread Box Is Full When Hank Checks It Empty

This editor walked the geometry herself today, at Calloway's suggestion and against her better judgment, because a claim printed twice without independent confirmation starts to feel less like reporting and more like rumor with a byline. The line holds. Standing at the ninth book's empty shelf with a length of butcher's twine borrowed from Doreen (who did not ask what it was for, which this editor notes as its own kind of answer), and sighting straight through the alcove wall, out past the Pell Road hedge, the string terminates, if you don't mind what's between, at the Petrakis house's kitchen window. Calloway held the far end. Neither of us minded what was between, out loud, though this editor minded it considerably to herself the whole four minutes it took to walk it.

What is new today is this: Hank, checking the Petrakis pipes again this morning as he has taken to doing daily since Tuesday, found the bread box empty, exactly as he'd left it, and photographed it as such at 9:12 a.m. by his phone's timestamp. At 9:40, checking a second time before he'd even left the property, the box held a full loaf, not the half-size one recovered Tuesday but a whole one, crusted dark the way Doreen only bakes on Wednesdays. Doreen had not yet opened the bakery. She confirmed by phone, reached at home, that she had not baked it, had not left it, and had, in fact, not yet turned on her ovens. She said, when pressed for more, only 'nothing further,' the same two words she has offered since Tuesday, though this editor notes her voice caught on the second word in a way it did not on Monday.

Gerald's noon visit to the calendar produced no new touch and no new sentence, which this editor is inclined to call the day's steadiest fact. He did say, unprompted and to Marigold rather than to this editor, that he has started thinking of the ledger and the calendar as 'the same coat, two sleeves,' and that he isn't sure anymore which sleeve he has his arm in. Marigold laughed at this before she could stop herself, then apologized for laughing, then admitted she isn't sure the apology was necessary. Russ, informed of both the geometry and the loaf, logged them as a single entry under Ongoing, Local, and told this editor off the record that a drawer he can close is a decision he can live with, but a line he can walk with a piece of string is starting to feel like a road, and roads go somewhere, and he does not care for where this one points.

The one true thing this editor sets down today, low, where the town keeps such things: a line drawn once is geometry, and a line confirmed twice by two different people holding two different ends of the same string is no longer a coincidence anyone in this town can afford to call one, though everyone in this town, this editor included, is still going to try.

Wren Aldercott and Calloway Walk the Alcove-to-Petrakis Line with String, Confirm It Holds Through Wall and Hedge

Four minutes at a normal pace, matching Calloway's Tuesday figure exactly. Neither party would speculate on what, if anything, travels the line, though Calloway noted that the string, once removed, was warm along its full length, 'the way rope is warm after somebody's hands have been on it a good while.'

Petrakis Bread Box Yields a Full Wednesday Loaf Before Doreen Has Lit Her Ovens; Mayor Offers 'Nothing Further,' Voice Catches

Hank photographed the box empty at 9:12 and full at 9:40. Doreen confirmed the loaf's crust and crumb as her own Wednesday recipe by phone, then declined further comment, though this editor notes the pause before she hung up ran longer than her usual practice.

Gerald Pith Calls the Ledger and the Calendar 'the Same Coat, Two Sleeves,' Unsure Which Arm Is In Which

Said to Marigold at the diner counter, not to this paper directly, and relayed with her permission. Marigold laughed, apologized for laughing, then withdrew the apology as unnecessary.

“Nothing further. Though I will say this much and only this much: a loaf I did not bake is not the same trouble as a loaf that walked off, and I am tired, and it is New Year's Eve, and I have a shop to open. Now.”

— Doreen Halloway, Mayor

“I photograph what I find and I say what I see. I saw an empty box and I saw a full one, twenty-eight minutes apart, and I am not going to tell you what I think happened in between because I don't think it, I just know the time on the phone. Ask Wren. She walked the string herself.”

— Hank Mossley, Mossley Hardware