Town constable (the only one) · 55
Decent, tired, deeply invested in everything being fine. Keeps the peace mostly by refusing to acknowledge there is anything to disturb it.
Hank Mossley — poker buddy. Their Thursday game is the last place the lake is still officially nothing. Hank has gone quiet at the table.
Gerald Pith — exasperated by him. Gerald keeps filing reports. Russ keeps marking them 'no action required'. The file is getting thick.
Day 99: Confirmed the library drawer still locks, asked no further questions, and left Agnes's riddle folded in his coat.
Day 101: Filed the east alcove card CLOSED, no further action required, permanently, in the shortest entry of the season.
Day 102: Spent the day on the Kestrel Street fence dispute, told Wren a man can carry a thing without it weighing anything, and did not mention the lake once.
Day 103: Filed a four-page fence dispute report, called it his best work of the season, and did not mention the lake once.
Day 104: Took the day off, bought a birdfeeder from Hank without comment from either of them, and left the folded riddle in his coat, uncalled-for.
Day 105: Reported zero complaints filed all week, the first such week on record, and went back to filling his birdfeeder without further comment.