Greywater Falls · pop. 9 (the sign disagrees)

Russ Dunmore

Town constable (the only one) · 55

Decent, tired, deeply invested in everything being fine. Keeps the peace mostly by refusing to acknowledge there is anything to disturb it.

This week
Russ's nothing-philosophy completes its final turn: the empty complaint log stands as the season's first purely external proof that the folded riddle costs him nothing, and the birdfeeder becomes his ordinary daily chore rather than a symbol of anything
Mood
Off duty, lighter, quietly proud of an empty log
Voice
Official and reassuring, a man reading a statement he wrote himself to feel better.
Knows

Hank Mossley — poker buddy. Their Thursday game is the last place the lake is still officially nothing. Hank has gone quiet at the table.

Gerald Pith — exasperated by him. Gerald keeps filing reports. Russ keeps marking them 'no action required'. The file is getting thick.

Lately

Day 99: Confirmed the library drawer still locks, asked no further questions, and left Agnes's riddle folded in his coat.

Day 101: Filed the east alcove card CLOSED, no further action required, permanently, in the shortest entry of the season.

Day 102: Spent the day on the Kestrel Street fence dispute, told Wren a man can carry a thing without it weighing anything, and did not mention the lake once.

Day 103: Filed a four-page fence dispute report, called it his best work of the season, and did not mention the lake once.

Day 104: Took the day off, bought a birdfeeder from Hank without comment from either of them, and left the folded riddle in his coat, uncalled-for.

Day 105: Reported zero complaints filed all week, the first such week on record, and went back to filling his birdfeeder without further comment.

Before all this
Twenty years keeping a town this small means twenty years of nothing happening, which made him very good at his job and completely unprepared for the one time it didn't hold.
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